25 November 2013
One of the things about working on capital cases all your life is that you keep things in proportion.
an execution date,
it can damn well wait
his bedtime story.
If there is
an execution date,
Taken from an interview with Clive Stafford Smith, ‘My Family Values,’ Guardian Weekend, 16 November 2013. Submitted by Ailsa Holland.
18 November 2013
Trust no one.
Keep something back
Not everyone is subject to rules
Don’t walk away
Don’t let go of the cliff
There are clues everywhere
All rumours are true
Trust no one, least of all yourself
Don’t look back
There is no such thing as truth.
Taken from Meg Rosoff's What I Was, 2007. Submitted by Angi Holden.
13 November 2013
in the terrace gardens
has so many
great contrasting colors.
The yellow barberry
has turned a russet shade,
the boxwood is browning a bit,
and the teucrium remains dusty green.
Most trees have dropped their leaves,
but there are still some holding on.
The orange trees in the distance are gum,
whose leaves stay on quite late.
All of the boxwood will soon be
for the winter
to protect them
from damaging winds
and heavy snow.
Photo captions from the blog post More Stunning Shots Of The Farm by Martha Stewart. Submitted by Kelly Jones.
11 November 2013
You can get a cold drink of water from the top,
without waiting for it to run cold.
When it snows you can pretend it's Narnia.
Putting the heating on,
feeling like you're defeating winter!
Soup, hotpot, stew, all those slow cooker meals
you don't make when it's warm.
Dark nights, running in the rain,
moonlit walks up Shining Tor
(best with frost or ideally snow on ground),
sitting in the warm playing music
watchin the 'weather' outside,
wrapping up warm to go out,
drying out again when you've taken the dog out,
cold winter days up in the hills
with views across Cheshire.
It is acceptable, nay encouraged, to eat meals
that consist entirely of carbs and cheese.
Boots + woolly tights.
Snuggling by the fire under a duvet
with a baileys hot chocolate
Your winter festival of choice.
Scarves and gloves. Snow.
Snowball fights with people who are too nice to play evilly.
Building snow creatures.
The snow silence. The icing look of it.
Hot chocolate. Marshmallows optional.
Haw frost on spiders' webs.
And on the edges of leaves. And coating long grasses.
Oh, and the return of geese from warmer climates.
Moaning about the weather.
Taken from a Facebook discussion about the onset of winter. Some points omitted. Submitted by Angi Holden
08 November 2013
Buy dishes at a thrift show
and break them in a safe place.
Or put them in a paper bag
and hit with a hammer.
Draw a face of someone you’re mad at
and jump on the paper,
or tear it up. Scream.
Scream in the shower.
Scream into a pillow.
Stuff a pillowcase with grass,
draw a face on it,
and hit it. Chew gum —
imagine you are biting the person.
Do an angry dance to music.
Growl into a mirror. Make faces.
Throw a wet washcloth against the wall
in the bathtub. Squeeze a towel.
Punch a pillow. Hit a mattress
with a tennis racket. Pound clay.
Tear magazines. Tape
the bottom of your shoe
with the name of person
you are mad at and walk around.
Sometimes the body feels very tired.
Write all the bad words you can think of.
From a list of Things To Do to Express Anger Safely from the Violet Solomon Oaklander Foundation. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.
06 November 2013
Twenty-fourth of May
Vesak, the Day
of the Full Moon,
Twelfth of June
World day against child labour,
Tenth of December
Human rights day,
World sight day,
and copyright day.
Third Sunday in November
World Day of Remembrance
for Road Traffic Victims, First of October
International Day of Older
Persons, Eleventh to twelfth of May
World Migratory Bird Day.
International migrants day,
International women's day,
International mountain day,
International widows' day.
International Day of Forests and the Tree,
International Day of Sport for Development and Peace.
From the United Nations list of international days for observance. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.
04 November 2013
Clown of the House
Idle vapourings of a mind diseased
I would cut the honourable gentleman’s
throat if I had the chance
His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell
for a thousand years without touching the sides
Kind of animal that gnaws holes
Member not fit to lick
the shoes of the Prime Minister
Energy of a tired snail returning
home from a funeral
Shut up yourself, you great ape
Snotty-nosed little boy
You are a cheap little twerp
Could go down the Mount Eden sewer and come up
cleaner than he went in
Dreamed the bill up in the bath
Phrases deemed 'unparliamentary language' and banned from New Zealand parliamentary debates, as listed on Futility Closet, 30th October 2013. Submitted by Marika.